February 2012
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The love that I have for my own boobs is probably...
My liver hates me.
2 super strong mai tais
4 passion fruit daiquiri
3 Clementine’s Hot (a yummy marzipan flavoured drink the bar tender made up for me, because I was flirting with him)
4 Smirnoff Ices
6 Jager bombs
3 shots of chili vodka
3 shots of apple Sourz
2 shots of guava vodka
1 Cherry fuck me shot (cherry sambuca, malibu, and amaretto)
And I’m still alive and I wasn’t even hungover!...
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Okay ladies, do you know what I mean when I say “after sleeping with a guy, you can kind of tell how much porn he watches”. I mean there are some guys who you will be like “wtf why did he just do that, must have seen that in some porn”.
It drives me crazy.
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For any guys who think girls are being overly dramatic during ‘that time of the month’, just imagine Andre the Giant punching you repeatedly in your lower abdomen. That’s kind of how it is for me.
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FACT: Amazing sex, makes for an amazing day.
Oh shit it happened….I met an amazing boy in England….damn!
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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
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That terrible feeling of waking up hungover and...
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Does it mean you are an alcoholic if you have...
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There is something insanely sexy about a guy who...
So true...
I’m just a crazy kind of girl I’ll tell it to the world I’ve just begun having my fun, yeah Inside me there’s something I found I wanna shop around I’ve just begun Don’t wanna settle down
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Chris Brown really BEAT a lot of people to get...
